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A computer game that losers play instead of doing normal stuff such as having sex.
Normal Man: "Hey, Alex, you wanna go look for some sex or live like normal humans?"
WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat."
Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser!"
WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"
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Possibly one of the greatest MMORPG's to be released. Very casual-gamer friendly, and a great community. Each class has different attirbutes:
-Rogues may stealth and deal massive damage from close range. Cloth/Leather-wearer
-Mages are a high burst-damage dealer from far away with good crowd control abilities. Cloth wearer
-Warriors are a staple class available to any and all races. Able to take massive damage and draw enemy aggro to them. All types of armour and all weapons can be used by the Warrior.
-Priests are primary healers and can ALWAYS get a group. By specing in the Shadow talent tree they become excellent damage dealers but are very fragile. Cloth-wearer
-Paladins area hybrid Alliance-only class combining elements of the Warrior and a weak Priest. They are popularly supposed to have 3 lives due to their many Shield spells. They get a free mount but have higher training costs than other classes. Can wear all types of armour.
-Shamen are the Horde's hybrid class with more of a focus on spell-casting than melee damage. Many see them as overpowered, as they can melee and cast well, as well as heal. Uses totems to boost their power and support groups. Cloth/Leather/Mail-wearer.
-Hunters are the only class with an auto-shoot feature, relying on their special abilities, utilised through their ranged weapons, to win the fight. They also get pets (a tamed Beast-class mob) and traps (Freezing, Immolation and Explosion). They are able to kite the enemy very effectively. Cloth/Leather/Mail wearers.
-Warlocks are the 'evil' spell-casters of the Warcraft world, able to summon demons to help them in combat - a good thing as they are very fragile. Unlike the Mage, 'Locks rely on damage over time spells (DoTs) to help them win fights, and thanks to talents very rarely run out of mana. Their pets range from the Imp (a glass cannon), to the Voidwalker (able to take and maintain aggro) to the Infernal (of WCIII fame). They get a free mount but training costs are higher. Cloth wearers.
-Druids are only available to 2 races; Tauren and Night Elves. Communing with nature, the Druids are able to change their shape to suit their situation. They gain a Bear form (later Dire Bear) to tank in, a Cat form to deal damage and stealth, an Aquatic form to breathe underwater and move faster, and a Travel Form allowing a 40% speed increase. Cloth/Leather wearers.
Rogues are master gankers! Half the player base has at least 1 Rogue character!
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I'm a girl who's boyfriend plays this game. aka the antichrist. My bf didn't play this brain cell killing addictive game in front of me until 4 months into our relationship when he was comfortable enough. He doesn't look like a wow player, and we had a really good sex life until I watched him play it...major turn off. While he's on Wow I've actually been turned down after trying to initiate anything because he was in an instance with geeks yelling into his headset. Unfortunately it can actualy be the formentioned ultimate gf test.
Hey babe your roomate's gone for the night.
NOT NOW, I'm in an instance in world of warcraft.
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A highly addictive MMORPG, many get adicted to.
'There is no such thing as 'real life' there is only 'AFK'
mum plz. plz dont take the internet away, world of warcraft is god. i'll only play for 7 hours a night i promise
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A game that is fun as hell. Then you have all these faggot nerds and internet tough guys who write about how addictive the game is and how you'll leave your girlfriend.
If you leave your gf for this game, you have the willpower of a fucking piece of grass. If you lose your friends because of this game, you also have a willpower equivalent to a piece of grass.
Stop bitching and moaning about this fun game, just play it. It's not that addicting and you don't have to play 24/7/365 to get far in it. Just be in a guild full of people that know what they're doing.
Peace.
dumbass: "herp derp world of warcraft is 4 lozers u nevr get lade hahah fagot go outside"
me: "I can say that I've gotten more pussy than you'll ever get. Also, l2 english. thanks."
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World of Warcraft, abbreviated WoW, is a computer game for losers who have absolutley no life. The only time WoW players see a real pussy in their life is when they come out of their mom's pussy at birth. The game is an addiction to those who play it, sometimes more addicting than drugs such as cocaine. WoW players spend 20 hours of their day playing this game. They never shower, and hardly ever eat and sleep. Anyone who plays this game is a retard who needs to get a damn life and the average IQ of the people in the world would jump dramatically if all of the WoW players were killed.
My roommate plays World of Warcraft constantly. He is failing all of his classes because WoW is more important than homework and studying to him. He never showers either and smells like shit.
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'Kay, all of you saying that this game makes you fat and ugly and unwashed and all that shit need to just shut the fuck up. Honestly.
World of Warcraft is a MMORPG by Blizzard. They say you can play casually and still level nicely but personally I believe that's bull shit, I've been playing since January, it's now July, and I've only gotten to level 54 of 70.
...of course, I'm really slow at it. But hell.
This is a very addictive game which, in my opinion, actually HELPS build social skills, because if you want to increase the levels, you have to cooperate with other players. Therein lies the incentive.
And who the blue bloody fuck said making friends there is a bad thing? Some of my best friends are people I can only see there---NOT because I'm dirty or nasty or stupid, but because I'm not yet old enough to go see them and they live in other states.
Don't be a dumbfuck. If you want to play, just try the damn thing, and fuck what everyone here says. Including me. What gives you the impression I know what I'm talking about?
"Congratulations! You just ran 20 miles really fast in the wrong fucking direction! You've made level 70 in World of Warcraft! Have a god damn cookie!"
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