wtf?

stands for Wild Taliban Federation.
The WTF is a secret organization founded by Mohinder Takabilani in 1999. The U.S only first received news about the WTF after a U.S spy operating within the WTF leaked the information back to the U.S.

George Bush: "Wtf is the WTF?"

U.S Spy:"The WTF is the Wild Taliban Federation, sir. They are a group of the most gangsta Pakiitis you will ever meet. They are currently plotting against you, because you are a piece of shit president."

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Wtf

Always stood for What the fuck.

What the fuck are you doing, what the fuck is all that about, wtf happen there.

Lets start at the start WTF what first used in 1999 on a game called delta force 2.

Ask yourself this question. What country would used WTF in the above contex listed in every day speech.

America - No, god damn is about as far as it gets.
Europe - Don't think so.
Asia - don't think so either - even though it would sound pretty funny.
UK - No wasn't common in 1999.
Australia - bingo that's right "what the fuck are you doing" is and was common place.

How do I know this well I first started using WTF when a hacking cock by the name Major Pain was at his usual tricks in the for mentioned game.

In summary
WTF stands for What the fuck, period.
Was first started in 1999.
Origin Australia.
First used by Mick Stokes. Aka Priest.

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wtf

An acronym most commonly standing for "What the Fuck". Use of "wtf" is generally more acceptable to use in places of business, where the complete phrase "what the fuck" could cost one their job.
wtf can also be used with the words "where, who, when, why".

(What) wtf is she thinking?!
(Where) wtf did he go?!
(Who) wtf do they think they are?!
(When) wtf will we get paid?!
(Why) wtf would anyone do that?!

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Wtf?

An abbreviation for "Where's the fudge?"

Person 1: Hi dude, wtf?

Person 2: It's over here - wait, wtf? It was here a couple hours ago. OH NO, THE FUDGE WAS STOLEN!

Person 1: OH NO, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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wtf

What everyone on this site has said it is. However, when asked by an authority figure who has little appreciation for swearing, the correct expansion of this acronym is "Welcome to Finland."

Kid: WTF is with this bad grade?
Teacher: What does "wtf" mean?
Kid: Er...welcome to finland

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wtf

What the flower?

(Kiddie friendly version of the real wtf, say it around children)

Child: Mommy! Bird pooped on me!

Mother: WTF?

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WTF

Second half of the working week – Wednesday–Thursday–Friday

I'll be in Monday and Tuesday; Jo can hot-desk WTF

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