me > you

Used to signify complete superiority over another, using the mathematic symbol for "greater thatn."

<destroya> me > you.
<nekura> D:

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Will you marry me

uh who are u, no lol

(romantic music playing while the sun sets)

dude : “Hey bebehgarl I have been waiting all my entire 9 lives just to say this, Will you marry me?”

person : “uh who are u, no lol”

background : “oh no they rejected them too bad so sad”

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Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

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You fill me?

A perverse, or perhaps more gangster way of saying You feel me?

I'm saying we smoke a blizzy tonight, you fill me?

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you pilled me

To trick someone after having their hopes up.

Dad I thought u said u were coming for me yesterday.

You pilled me 😭

are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

You fuckin me

Something you say to replace the phrase "you kiddin me"

"Hey did you hear about tammy sleeping with the dog"? "Really?" "You fuckin me"