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To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.
A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:
"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
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Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.
Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.
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Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples
Boy: I hate you.
Girl: GO SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPS!
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a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.
Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get
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BYOG.
Bring Yo' Own Gun, mutha-fucka.
"Yo cuz, yo' know this part-ay is BYOG, you'll get iced unless you 'pack your own heat'."
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A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.
I used my create your own condom kit last night.
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To admit your wrong, hold yourself accountable, and accept whatever consequences that may come with it.
From the movie "Thinner"
Tadzu Lempke: Gives the "White man from town" a pie that can potentially lift the curse he has put on him. (*Note* The Pie doesn't actually "lift the curse per`se" but passes it along causing a vexing but rapid death to whoever consumes it)
White Man From Town: Accepts the pie
Tadzu Lempke: "Eat Your Own Pie" and die clean, die clean White man from town; die clean.
Trump could easily "Eat His Own Pie" and end all the investigations against him for the vile, wretched, and abhorrent existence he's defiled the planet with, but instead he will lie, deceive, and prevaricate to the very end until he's painted himself into a corner he has no way out of; in which case per the blessing and demand of the vast majority of the American people Robert Mueller will shove his pie down his throat.
However it happens you will Eat Your Own Pie Trump!
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