Zoophile

Lonely weirdos who claim they are in a relationship with another species as an excuse for not getting any sex

someone: omg did you see lola she's such a weirdo and she's like obsessed with her dog...
someone 2: she's prolly a zoophile.

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Zoophile

A disgusting human being that forces animals to perform sexual relations, often correlating with beastiality

John: “Zoophiles are scums of the earth and will rot in hell!”

Steve: “Couldn’t have said it better myself!”

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Zoophile

The most sickening , repulsive, nasty, and repugnant creatures ever created

Person 1- Hey, what’s a zoophile?

Person 2- Oh, it’s a disgusting excuse of a human that sexuality abuses animals.

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zoophile

animal abusers

basically someone who fucks non human animals (like dogs or cats or in this one discusting instance a hamster, yk animals that CANT CONSENT)

Stan : "I think kylee's a zoophile"

Kylee : "yea I am, do you support?"

Jenny : "eww go away animal abuser!"

Stan : "of course not. Kylee please go and get therapy."

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Zoophile

Most furries (weird af) don't be a furry its gross

Guy #1: Sup animal thing

Furry: I'm a furry

Guy #1: u mean zoophile

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Zoophile

All started off with a "Sappho" teen who got arrested for doing this shit...who tf is attracted to animals and fucks them? Pshycos do.

person 1: im a zoophile
person 2: BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE THAT BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING MARSHMELLO OFF OF BIG HERO 6 GOING BALALALALALALALALALALA WITH THAT BIG MOUTH ASS YOU DUMBASS.

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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck

Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.

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