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A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."
Every time Bob comes climbing with us someone gets hurt; the man is a Jonah.
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jonah is a cutie, and has a great personality but he can be bipolar at times. he doesn’t have very much confidence and often gives up on himself. he’s very talented and a funny guy. jonah is someone who you would want as a boyfriend. he’s so caring and kind and always makes you feel better, even if he’s not in the best mood himself. jonah makes friends very easily and often sticks with ones that value his personality. he will crack you up with his amazing dance moves and funny jokes, but will also confuse you at times. but, jonah is overall amazing guy, and anyone would be lucky to be friends with him.
retard: i dont like Jonah
me: Jonah is the greatest person of all time how could you say that sped.
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A gay bitch that doesn't care about girls feelings. Has a fuck boy style and vapes and smokes weed on instagram and snap chat just to look cool. Hates all of his family even his dog too
Mom- how are you doing honey
Jonah- fuck off u dumb whore
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These are things you can recognize a Jonah by:
- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.
- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry
"That unhealthy blonde looking piece of trash actually has a great sense of humor, that's Jonah"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"
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A guy that fakes being drunk and has a tiny dick
Guy: ur faking
Jonah: no I’m not I’m plastered
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A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.
Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"
Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself
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