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A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.
There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.
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A female New York Jets Fan. how you address another female jets fan.
Michelle, Heather and Kristine are meeting up with other Jettas at this week's tailgate.
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A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.
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a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.
Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.
Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.
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a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.
"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."
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It's a 'chick magnet', no doubt about it.
Chicks like the lines, subtle curves--manly curves, actually. Unlike other breeds, all curvy and slinky. In contrast to the Jetta's blade-like edge, these other cars are girliest, by far !
Jetta is too cool. Other cars are still trying to imitate it. Look at that Chevy Impala, yikes !!!
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A very cool car that's fun to drive, well styled, and will fall apart after 2 or 3 years.
"I really loved my Jetta until it needed $2000 of repairs three days after the 2-year warranty expired."
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