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Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.
"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"
HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!
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Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.
I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.
She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
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Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.
She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!
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When you’re so tired of someone’s drama you sleep great
“Yep she’s bed to me now and I slept great”
When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.
examples:
"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"
Bedford Stuyvesant, and area of central Brooklyn.
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Hair messed up and untidy after sleep
"Bed head was a popular hair style in the late 90's."
"It's not a cowlick, it's the result of bed head."
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