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Kaiser

Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.

Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.

Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."

by unicorneto March 16, 2022


Kaiser

It means permanent like Kaiser Permenente.

Joey got a tattoo he shouldnt have and when he looked in the mirror he said "Fuck this shit is kaiser huh"

by John Conde May 03, 2023


kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017


Kaisering

To dump the blame on someone innocent because they are of a loud nature and probably from overseas.

(In a classroom)

1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy

by kinky_feet February 20, 2024


Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. (^ω^)

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024


Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024


Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024