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Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.
We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.
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Rear Admiral is a slang word used for gay men in the Military...so instead of calling them 'faggot', 'homosexuals'
we call them Rear Admiral.
Hey you heard about that new Sergeant?
yeh he was caught smooching the bartender down town...
great another Rear Admiral has joined our ranks...
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The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.
The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?
Admiral Nelson's British vessel fired upon that of Captain Morgan. However, he was no match.
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"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."
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An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."
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Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.
I left a secret admirer at church today.
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1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")
All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.
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