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1. Members of the Mormon church
2. Peeps in Utah who belong to this amish type church with
fascist leanings.
The Nazi Amish came by this morning, pimpin their shit about the Book of Mormon
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Against simplicity and minimalism. Being anti-Amish can be good, but it can also lead one to overlook the genius of Charles Bukowski and The Mountain Goats.
"Until I stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, I'm just never going to win over the anti-Amish demographic."
-John Darnielle
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Those nipples are so large, they're practically amish nipples!
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A sexual act requiring two people (preferably with at least one male) and a candle. The male lays on his back on the floor then pulls his body up over his head so he is resting on his shoulder blades and neck. The partner then straddles his face and puts the lit candle in the males butthole. The partner then proceeds to give the male fellatio until the candle burns out.
Man, my neck is so stiff from doing the amish lighthouse last night.
When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.
Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.
These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.
I love the taste of Amish Showers.
A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.
Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”