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A 40 year old balding man who lives in his parents' basement and spends his days playing WoW and his night mowing down 2Ls of Mountain Dew and bags of Doritos while masturbating to the moans of his Mom's love making.
Wow, I just pwned Ryan Downs like I did with Ant Cap the other night.
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The sudden, acute onset of an intense itching sensation of the anus in which immediate action must be taken in order to gain relief. The sensation is compared to the feeling of a mosquito biting the rectum, and/or ant bites when accompanied by stinging and burning sensations.
I was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when I was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of anal ants. There was nothing I could do but squeeze my butt cheeks together and pray it would go away.
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The feeling of restlessness, as if one has ants crawling up and down their butt crack.
-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
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When one is running in the grass, on the blacktop, ect. and trips for no apparent reason which causes them to fall on their face.
I was playing football in my backyard and running in hot for a touchdown when suddenly at the 5 yard line damn ninja ants attacked me just before the victory.
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adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.
Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"
Guy 2: "word up lets do it"
Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"
::several games of 2k11 later::
Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"
Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.
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Describes a person was born in North New Jersey who has little to no morals, will sleep with any girl, has no money, no talent or skills, leaches off of people and believes it’s still 2009. Is use to getting catfished and/or dumped after girls despise him and his shit personality . This type of person will dump his load into anyone and talks to multiple low-self esteem women at a time. Usually goes for women who have 2 or more baby daddies and are lonely. Will shack up in your house and refused to leave once he’s eaten all your food.
An “Ant Lee” is a plague to all women. This word describes a man who just wants to have sex and ruin your life . Also goes by other names, which also describes his personality, DJ filth, infamous DJ filthy Lee, Jersey filth, filthy Lee, etc.
Esentially, a big douche loser.
Best friend: watch out for that “Ant Lee” guy you’re sleeping with, you don’t want the HIV now!
Girl: i’m only doing him until my boyfriend gets out of jail and I’m double bagging it and taking antibiotics everyday.
Best Friend: Good and tell him we’re staying in this weekend, I don’t want to be seen with a person who looks like a 2009 Ed Hardy commercial .
Slang for goose bumps; reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to cold or emotional stress or skin irritation.
That song was fantastic - I've got ant tits all over!
The scary movie gave me ant tits
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