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When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth.
Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask last night on my girlfriend.
Rob- Shit nice job dude!
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A reference first heard on Comedy Central's show Key & Peele, implying a group male homosexual act.
At Brian's bachelor party while he would be having sex with a hooker, Kevin suggested that the groomsmen all participate in an armenian conveyer belt.
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When you come up from behind and kick her vag till it bleeds!!
Oh shit son, you just armenian drop kick'd the mailman!
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A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty.
Sometimes when my grandma is cooking she rambles about the times that she cooked up the infamous flying armenian latke
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When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.
Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.
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A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.
"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."
"Holy crap! For what?!"
"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."
"Wow. How will she make money now?"
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Three or more men having anal sex with each other, which ends up in a closed loop.
The stripper didn't show up for the bachelor party, so we can't bup-bup-bup-bup; but we can still make an Armenian conveyor belt.
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