Armored Core

A series of games that involve Mech (NEXT) action. The pilots of the NEXTS are called LINX or LYNX. There are many games for the Playstation 1, 2, and 3, whilst there are only 2 games for the Xbox360 (Armored Core 4, Armored Core: For Answer)

I, myself have had fun memories of using one cannon in AC2 that shot mini Sol Dios Orbital cannons into the air, I can never recall the name of it. There was also the best Laser Rifle in the games that has been in all the games since AC2, it's called Canopus, My favorite company is actually Rayleonard but my favorite craft is White Glint (LineArk's Version). There was also this one mission on Armored Core: Last Raven where someone says "Let's fight, raven, we'll settle this in battle." I may have forgot who said this but it was a historical moment that me and my brother made a joke of. there was one AC that was my favorite from AC:FA and AC4, it was the Prototype NEXT from the mission Seed A Barren Earth on AC4, and on Destroy the Eireghnberg Anti-Satellite Cannons on hard. I've always wanted to be that.

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Skintanium (armor)

To fal in to a pool of tanium and then your skin turns into skintanium, skin + tanium = skintanium

I got shot in the arm but thank god for my skintanium (armor), it didnt even pierce me.

My penis was as hard as skintanium until i saw a picture a maggie thatcher.

Superman power punched me in the chest but my outer layer of skintanium exploded his fist.

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LV Armor

Japanese: レベルアーマー

A mechanized armor suit developed and utilized by the Rebel Army. First featured in Metal Slug 3. The mecha will attack the player by firing its gun and claws on short range. One LV Armor is usable by the player. Unlike other Slugs, it starts with limited 200 rounds of Heavy Machine Gun. Thus it will need another weapon pickup. The LV Armor is relatively weak and still have design flaws, that a single grenade can destroy it, killing the operator.

Despite its name, Louis Vuitton has nothing to do with the LV Armor design.

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Chocolate Armor

1. The shit that is on a women's chest. Usually caused by a chocolate coat of arms.

2. The fecal matter which has been spread upon a womens big busty breasts as a result of a chocolate coat of arms.

Well Becky, that is a nice looking Chocolate Armor you've got there. Jonathon did a nice job with that chocolate coat of arms!

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Armored car

When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms

" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "

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poking through the armor

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

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Superior Dragon Armor

1 of the 7 different dragon armors that is considered as one of the best late-game armor in Hypixel Skyblock. They are worth around 55-60 million coins.

Me: yes, finally, we have 60 mil in the bank, I can finally buy Superior Dragon Armor!
My co-op member: haha moni go bye-bye