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An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.
I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.
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(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.
(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.
That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.
He kicked me right in the asshole!!!
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A inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk
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(1) The shit-stained orifice situated between the two halves of the gluteus maximus muscle. Its primary function is biological elimination, but humans occasionally abuse it for sodomy purposes.
(2) A human being, usually male, subjectively deemed to exemplify traits of the anatomic equivalent, usually due to obvious character flaws that cause emotional distress in others, or unprovoked aggressive behavior.
(3) The male equivalent of a "bitch," when "bitch" describes a woman displaying unwarranted aggressive behavior.
(1) "I took such a big dump that my asshole hurts."
"Due to the relatively weak structure of the asshole's surrounding tissues in comparison to the vagina, HIV is sometimes thought erroneously to be more contagious via anal sex."
(2) "You're such an asshole for telling that old lady to fuck herself."
"My ex-boyfriend is such an asshole, calling me 10 times a day."
(3) ::After nearly getting in a barfight:: "Let's get out of here, you don't have to deal with these assholes."
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Persons who do not concern themselves with the well being
of others.
Persons who go out of the way to offend others.
Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the
misery of others.
Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some
of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training.
Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation.
Insulting others brings their life meaning.
What assholes would say to their kids at the passing of the kid's mom:
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt!
I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the
first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!"
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A male human being who does not care about you and cares only about himself. He is the kind of guy who tries not to care about a woman's emotions when it doesn't get him laid. He may feign feelings when a woman is on top of him however he is just using a practiced act. He is the kind of individual who asks you to text him and never texts back causing ridiculous amounts of frustration and confusion.
Assholes are often good looking and popular. This allows them to act as if the know the definition of cool and sexy and decide wether others fit this definition or not.
Deep down an asshole may be a sweet and good person but he is shallow, selfish and outwardly sexual which blocks off his good qualities. He remains however completely irresistible to a few people who foolishly forgive his behaviours and choose to see past them.
Similar to jerk
Girl 1: Why arn't you meeting up with Jake?
Girl 2: Because he asked me to hook up with him and then when I tried to set up a date he ignored me. In short he is an Asshole.
Girl 1: But you still like him?
Girl 2: Of course I do.
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