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the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.
Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.
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To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.
"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."
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the noob cannon in counter strike
you fag, u love the noob cannon dont you
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When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.
"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."
When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.
“Hey do you know Mimi?”
“Yeah! We auto-vibed when we first met.”
Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl
As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep
Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."