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Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.
I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.
To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.
There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.
when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.
guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!
When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
The act of tripping on large doses of Acid and having a spiritual awakening that causes an out of body experience and constipation.
Oh man. this has been a weekend like no other. My Acid Baptism has caused me to rethink my existence and yours.
A bath tub of piss shit in which you dunk your head.
hey did you hear about bellas hindu baptism?