A bath tub of piss shit in which you dunk your head.
hey did you hear about bellas hindu baptism?
When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.
After Deshawn lost some weight, he done had himself a booty baptism.
Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child
I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism
The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!
Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!
A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign
When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.
"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."
When women lose their Real virginity.
She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.