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After a girl has given you oral pleasure, and wants to give you a kiss. You have to place your outstretched hand over her face to stop her.
After getting a bj, she was comin' up for a kiss. I gave her a birdie face and told her to go brush her teeth.
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A man who is so skeletal that his ribs and sternum are easily visualized; a concave chest.
Ooooh, that dude is cute, but I fear that he may have birdy-chest.
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When you take a shot and spit it into someone's mouth.
My girl, Emma, wants a birdie shot to warm it up.
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A Floppy Dick that is very soggy and filled with semen.This is the worst kind of dick phase in the world.
Girl:I dont want to have sex wih John
Friend:Why,hes hot
Girl:No, its because he has a tweety birdie
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Givin' someone the finger + Nose mining = Birdie Pick. The Birdie Pick is easy to master and allows the person giving the finger to convey his/her insult without being noticed by anyone besides the intended bird recipient. This inconspicuous insult is a close cousin to the Shocker Pick.
"Where's Jason?"
"In the hospital."
"What happened?"
"He was Birdie Pickin' while driving, hit a bump and punctured his brain."
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A dance done at Camp Swampy by Major Randy "Birdie" Burk. Mostly done after a winning golf game. He will stamp his feet into the dirt, peck at the ground like a chicken, and wave his hands in the air. Similar to the Dirty Bird fan move. So if you want to stay out until about 12:30 play golf with Birdie Burk and learn the Dirty Birdie!
Birdie: Yes, I beat you good, Halftrack! (jumps up and down in excitement) Dirty Birdie, take that! (starts doing the Dirty Birdie)
Amos: Yeah, you beat me all right. What's this dance you're doing? Is that the Dirty Bird? (he starts following what Birdie's doing)
Birdie: No. Its not the Dirty Bird, its the Dirty Birdie. Its a dance that I do every time I win a golf game. You stamp your feet, peck like a chicken, and then do the Dirty Bird. Beetle Bailey fans will love it.
Amos: Sweet! This is a great new dance. When we get back I'm going to show it to Marty. We'll be doing the Dirty Birdie all the way down.
Birdie: Oh yes! The Dirty Birdie rules! Its a sweet move. It doesn't hurty when you do the Dirty Birdie!
Amos: Sweet! (they high five each other and stamp their feet)
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The male eats from the females mouth while conducting sexual activity
Strawberries while fingering or chocolate during sex is a little birdie
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