Blind Guardian

Cool Power Metal band. Probably one of the most talented in musicianship and songwriting, up there with Helloween. Not so great but still excellent power metal bands are Iced Earth, Manowar, Rhapsody. Power Metal bands usually write songs which are Fantasy,Folk Lore, and Historic Based songs.

Dude, Blind Guardian played at the Amphitheater, and it PWNT! Were you there?

OMFG MY LIFE IS T3H 0V3R I missed BG!!!!!!!!!

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android blind

When you get a cool emoji-filled text from your friend but have no idea what the fuck they're saying because all of the emojis are little boxes.

You: Man, my dog died today.
Friend: 💀
You: What's ?
Friend: Sorry, forgot you were android blind

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blind guardian

one of the best metal bands that has ever walked the face of this earth!

SHIT! Blind Guardian fucking kicks ass!!!

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Blinding the Marlin

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

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blind guardian

true power metal that kicks your ass

blind guardian rocked my face off

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Bitch Be Blind

When a guy is whacking off and his lady walks in on him .. She starts yelling and he promptly punches her in the right eye and soon after plasters the left eye shut with his Goo..

Dude my lady walked in on me jacking it so I punched her in one eye and shot a load in her other one . There you have Bitch Be Blind

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Blind Curve

The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.

Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.

DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".

PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".

DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"