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a) condom
b) birth control
Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker
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A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.
"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler
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Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.
Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
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A person who tries to stop a person from gettin some .
alonzo is a cock blocker. he introduced me to her only to try to go out with her a minute later
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a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.
Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!
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a person who causes another person to not get some
Gosh he was about to get some but his ex-girlfriend Rachel is such a cock-blocker
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Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.
Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"
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