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When 2 large men both gang up on a beta male, then they brutally pleasure him
I just Bristol Seesaw both your mum, i mean your dad, lets be politically correct here
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A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.
The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
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The 'pre-daaah-mi-NENT' accent in Bristol County Massachusetts, especially stroo-ung in Fall River, Swansea, and, to a lesser degree, in Taunton, Norton, and Attleboro.
A bastard child of Tom Menino's Boston accent and Fran Drescher's Queens (New York City) accent.
To those from other parts of Massachusetts, the Bristol County accent is often mistaken for a Providence Rhode Island accent, with which it is somewhat similar, or even a New York/New Jersey accent.
New Yorkers have been said to mistake Bristol County speakers as being native Long Islanders who have spent most of their adult lives in white, inner-city Boston or 'pahts' of Maine.
My name's Joe Raaaahbinson. I was baaahn and raised in Foe Rivuh (Fall River) but have lived in Daaahchista (Dorchester Boston) fa ovuh faaaahty yeeiz.
Pay-pul from Foe Rivuh spake da Bristol Coun-tay ee-ax-ent (Bristol County Accent), ya no. Dem pay-pul ovuh in Noo Beffid New Bedford sound preddy diff-RENT, ee-nd kinduh ri-taah-did, if yuh aaaahsk may!
Some pay-pul in Daaahchista think I'm a Noo Yaaaahka just be-cooz I say caww-fay. Is that fried, ahhh what?!
Now, Dunk-yays has da best caww-fay, by faaaah. I caaahn't unda-stee-nd them pay-pul who aaaahda caww-fay from Staaah-buckz. Dat second sylla-bowl in Staaaah-buckz is appro-pree-yett, pun intendid.
Faaaaah daaaahliz faah a smoo-ell, paah-din may, shaaaaht, caww-fay. Dat's friggin ri-taaaah-did.
Fa faaaaah daaaahliz, I can put just enough gee-yess in my caaaah to drive from
Daaahchista down to my sistiz in Braaaaahk-tin. Tank gaaaaahd she duz-int live in Naaaahtin aah Addle-bwo aah, even waaaaahs, Swaaaahnzay. Den, the gee-yess wood coo-wust much maaaah!
Laaaahst yeeeuh, my ol' lay-dee and I went down to Flaaaaahrider for some aaah and aaah. It was very haaaaaht down they-uh, so when we went to break-fust, I aaaahsked fa a glee-ass of aaaaahrange joes. Dey make the best aaaaahrangez in Flaaaaahrider; dem Cal-ee-faaahn-yenz should stick to wine aah sumptum!
My ol' lay-dee, a Foe Rivuh gull tru ee-nd tru, aaaahsked fa a cup of tay ee-nd tha wait-RESS looked at huh like she was speaking Choy-nase aw sumptum. So my ol' lay-dee says to huh again, "cup of tay, plays." She finally gaaaht whut she aaaahdid!
Now, I gaaahta open anutha cee-an of Milliz and smoke anutha Pall Moo-al. Heee-ave yawself a nice day!
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someone who smokes alot in sectret and burns down to the filter
the bristol burn smokers agata and becky the bristol blem heads are back at it again
A complete shit hole. If you live there you think it's the greatest place on earth, however if you're driving through it, you think what a dump! Screaming mums shouting at their 4 or 5 fatherless children or children by different fathers. Graffitti everywhere, chavs everywhere you look, complete with lots of gold or silver jewellery and a staffy on a lead to complete the look. All the flats are occupied by either young mums with children who probably got knocked up in the bike track or the local drug dealers live in them. The whole area looks run down, intimidating gangs of kids outside shops and gobby little brats everywhere you look and the stench of weed everywhere and alcoholics out and about carrying cans of stella or super tennents.
''wanna come to Lawrence Weston Bristol?''
''Nah, it's a shit hole
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Bristol, Rhode Island is a town full of fakes and fuck boys. No one really like bristol, not even themselves. Some of them are rich preppy clout chasers who are toxic and even hate each-other. People from there include Jack Mcnally, Jovi Goldstein, Gordon Kopecky (the biggest fuck boy) and the 1 and only famous like able person, popcorn girl
Have you been to christians house yet in Bristol, Rhode Island
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Flared trousers
Nose ring
Puffer jacket
Goes to UoB
Massive hoops
Love DnB
Smokes
Private school
"Oh look another Bristol White Girl, they're all the same."
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