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Two guys who have had sex with the same cousin.
At the Jackson family reunion, Hank and Jim found out they had both banged cousin Mary Beth, making them Hillbilly Brothers.
At the SEC Championship Football game, cousin Abigail revealed to Cody and Dustin that, after this past weekend, they were now Hillbilly Brothers.
(n) Men who have had sexual intercourse with the same person.
Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake are sperm brothers, as are Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn.
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a person licks the water in toilets
Brandon became a toilet brother after he was in a bathroom stall and started licking the water in the toilet.
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When two guys acknowledge masturbating to the same porn star.
Similar to eskimo brothers, but in the form of masturbation.
Man 1: "Have you ever seen my girl Nikki Benz? She can get it!"
Man 2: "Funny you mention that, I just cleaned the pipes watching her get pounded out last night."
Man 1: "I guess that makes us webskimo brothers."
The worst people on the face of this earth (in order)- Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Hitler.
Jake Paul- A popular youtuber idiot children watch. (If you’re an older than 13 watching him.... what are you doing with your life?) He enjoys buying things he most likely shouldn’t have, and throwing fake moneyeverywhere. He also likes to hang out with the YOUNGES FLEXER OF THE CENTURY (who’s 9 if you forgot), Liltay. Jake Paul makes terrible, TERRIBLE songs, and even worse diss tracks. He got kicked off of Disney Channel for behavior on his channel, as a vlogger.
Logan Paul-An also popular man baby who got his younger brother, Jake Paul, famous off of his own vines and vlogs. Logan himself got famous off of Vine, the dead app, and eventually started a YouTube channel. Everything went downhill from there. He got a pomeranian, and a midget to drop college for him, has had “assistants” that he just screws around with. He likes breaking plates and spending shitloads of money on stuff that shouldn’t happen and he shouldn’t have. (Example: a school bus turned into a “party bus”) He filmed a suicide victim, and quit YouTube for months. Unfortunately he’s back on. He lost more than 2 million subscribers after that. He’s an idiot. An absolute, click baiting little shit.
Their parents spoiled the fuck out of them. They’re from Ohio. Jake even has this whole thing about “Ohio Fried Chicken”. Stay away from their channels. Don’t give the views they don’t deserve. The clickbait is real, guys.
Douche 9 year old (not Liltay):
Hey! Did you see that new Logan Paul vlog!
Douche 2: Yeah! So Liiiit. Did you see that hilarious Jake Paul vlog where he clickbaited?
Douche 1: Which one?
Douche 2: The most recent.
Douche 1: Yeah! So lit.
Douche 2: The Paul brothers are the best! I wanna be like them when I grow up.
Mom: FUCK NO.
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Two boys who have had their genitals “inspected” by the same older male, such as with the three P’s: priests, pediatricians, and politicians.
Bruh, you got your balls fondled by Father David too?? We’re Catholic Brothers!
It is two persons of the opposite sex who are always there for each other. They can not even be related but trust each other anyways as if they were 'brother and sister' These 2 persons can never lose faith in each other because they will need each other. In one way or another they will always love each other no matter what, and no one can separate them.
I love have a sister and brother relationship.