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The dick given to your significant other after morning sex is no longer available (9AM) and lunch has yet to be consumed.
Justin woke up late this morning but before he ate lunch he gave his girl friend some brunch dick.
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When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all
Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch
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A variation of the Portugese Breakfast. With a willing particpant who is wearing a thong, fill their ass cavity with 2 eggs, Papaya, cold cuts, yogurt, and butter, then heat them up with warm coffee poured in via a funnel. This creates the "skillet". Scoop out with a french tickler, a spoon or, if the meat was ground, a large straw. Serves 2.
Jerome loves himself some Brazilian Brunch. Has to pay the hookers extra though.
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Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.
Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.
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When you eat breakfast at a diner at 11:30, then when the clock strikes 12, you ask for a menu and order lunch. Only the realm of true professionals.
Me and my man ran a marathon, and then ate a Dutch Brunch. Except we didn't run a marathon.
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The guy you sleep with between relationships. A female empowered term which refers to a fun guy to drink mimosas and have sex with who isn’t a jerk about it and isn’t gonna mess up your dinner plans.
"How is Michael?"
"I dumped him after I found out he was cheating!"
"Oh no! So are you dating anyone new?"
"Of course not! But I found a great brunch boy to get me back in the game"
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When a man pours steaming maple syrup into a women's vagina and then sucks it out through a bendy straw
Last night was fucking insane, i gave some chick a canadian brunch.
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