booce bunging

Rapidly sticking a pretzel stick up someone's urethra.

I got a huge hard one after the booce bunging

Balloon Bung

Another way to describe someone with a big fat ass.

Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.

bung lau

slang term meant to sound similar to an asian language that means fucked up

I had to take my girlfriend home because she was all bung lau when that other girl wore the same dress.

Bung hit

Bung hit is when you pass gas in such a manner and circumstance that the victim must breath the fumes or suffocate themselves.

Skip gave Buffy a Bung Hit in a Dutch-Oven. Then Buffy moved out.

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bung fodder

Slang for toilet paper.

Randi was digging behind the seat of her truck trying to find some bung fodder before she shit her pants.

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Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.

After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.

Bean Bunging

For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.

TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.

NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.

Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”

Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”

Lee: “What?!”

Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”

Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”

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