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Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)
Feces attached to the head of one's penis.
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Like Fishermans Mouth, it is a horrific disease that claims the lives of hundreds of males every year.
Guy 1: Where the hell are Nick and Chris today?
Guy 2: Struck down with Burglars Elbow.
Guy 1: Damn. That sucks.
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Name given to your mate when they purposely get in the way of your attempt to get with or 'churpse' a girl. Also can be used as churpseburgald to show that the 'churpse burglar' has struck.
Dave is such a churpse burglar. He churpseburgald Ben so bad last night.
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When a boy sneaks into a girl's house late at night without the girl's parent's knowledge. Instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he's only interested in the girl's pants.
Tim: Dude, where were you last night?
Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.
Tim: What?
Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.
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Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?
Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.
Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.
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A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.
A corn-holing faggot.
Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.
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n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.
Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!
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Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit
That time I was taking a shit that TURD BURGLAR stole my couch!
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