Carness

Nuts on the carpet infront of his mom for fun. Can’t swim without passing the fuck out because he’s an anorexic fuck. Better then a safko

Damn he just passed out swimming what a carness

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The Car

noun; a place located in Stirling, NJ (a section of Long Hill ) its location is in the middle of the woods between Passaic Ave. and Mercer St. where a broken down vehicle from the 1920's still sits. Surrounding this vehicle are chairs, couches, and countless memories. This place was usually designated for teenagers to either smoke ciggarettes, pot and drink anything they could get their hands on. Also used during the daytime as a backyard wrestling arena for the BWF.

Let's go back to tha car jigga!
Meet me back at the car.
We got so fucked up last night at the car

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Car

Soon-to-be ancient device, made by two guys that was very bored.

"Hey dude, I got an idea. I want to make a metallic construction, right? And it has weels, and a roof. And the seats have to be better than the ones at your house!"
"Thats a great idea - but lets put some more of those seats in the back!"
"No no, the back seats have to be terrible, with no leg room at all!"

Supposively, the 2nd person wanted to come up with a good idea, so he proclaimed:

"Hey! Lets put electic wires in the window so they dont get dim when its cold!"

Whereas the other replied:

Great idea, lets put those in the back window!

I drive a car to work.

I love my car.

Its not my car, its my love!

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cars

While traveling to California to race against The King (Richard Petty) and Chick Hicks (Michael Keaton) for the Piston Cup Championship, Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) becomes lost after falling out of his trailer in a run down town called Radiator Springs. While there he slowly befriends the town's odd residents, including Sally (Bonnie Hunt), Doc Hudson (Paul Newman) and Mater (Larry the Cable Guy). When it comes time for him to leave to championship is no longer his top priority.

P1: CARS

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Car Car Bird

There is only one car car bird. So its probably not you. But a car car bird is emo and a baddie. grrrrr she ships jesslia 100% and she is such car car bird

Jesse: OMG ITS CAR CAR BIRD
Bernita: YASSSSSS

Car

a poem
"my name is caroyn, my friends call me car most of them are guys because they like to ride me all night long"

hey i have a poem that describes my name...

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Anti- Car car

this is for the hoes who hate carloscalroscarlitoicarlycooliocococrunchskaterhoeicecalritosioncarlitocarlitamercedestexasteslacarvroomvroom and the mfs who just hate cars in general, like oml some of those mfs get u around places

i hate car car! said ongn

same here! said ongngn

so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69

no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn

well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn

so we’re anti- car car

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