Carness

Nuts on the carpet infront of his mom for fun. Can’t swim without passing the fuck out because he’s an anorexic fuck. Better then a safko

Damn he just passed out swimming what a carness

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car car car car car

What you say when you think about your car then start having a seizure.

Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Car car car car car

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Car to car

An activity that hooligans take part in that involves going from one car to the next in hopes of finding one door that is unlocked and stealing some interesting paraphernalia.

Hick 1: Look at those three teenagers going car to car, I'm going to take off my shirt and follow them with my truck.

Hick 2: K, just let me put on my zebra print pajamas and i'll be out in a jiffy.

Hick 1: Sweet, we're not gunna let those thugs engage in any inappropriate shenanigans.

car-car

A car-car is normally associated with a c-lace! Except car-cars are more of the spanish speaking type. They still love sexual intamacy but they would rather pick split ends then have sexual intercourse.

Damn i love having a car-car to pick my split ends!

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car

LOOK AT THIS DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING UP WHAT IS A CAR

A CAR HAS WHEELS

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Car

2-ton steel carriages powered by explosions, made out of dinosaurs which are used for transportation

I drove my car to the fuel station to fill reservoir with liquified prehistoric reptiles.

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The Cars

A band around the late 70's who was very familer with the synth sound and used it.Very popular back then. not as much now. one of the main influences of The Strokes. who are hailed as "The saviours of rock". but diden't live up the hype

Could of easily been on the scarface sound track for their newwavish electro-sound.

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