carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

Carpet surfing

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

Carpet Carcass

the skeletal remains founder under shit in a hoarder's house.

Dude, Did you see hoarders last night? There were four carpet carcasses in that bitch's house, yo.

Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who performs oral sex on another lesbian.

"She's a total lesbian now. She's a carpet muncher."

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carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

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Stain the carpet

When you pull out and cum in the girls pubic hair

Some people like to cum on the tits, but I like to stain the carpet

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carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

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