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Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.
Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker
when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair
"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"
the skeletal remains founder under shit in a hoarder's house.
Dude, Did you see hoarders last night? There were four carpet carcasses in that bitch's house, yo.
A lesbian who performs oral sex on another lesbian.
"She's a total lesbian now. She's a carpet muncher."
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To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"
do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
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When you pull out and cum in the girls pubic hair
Some people like to cum on the tits, but I like to stain the carpet
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What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.
Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?
Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
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