cd settings

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9

"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"

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Cd Player

A devise that you place a compact disc in and enjoy music of all kinds

Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight listen to some compact discs and you know CUDDLE!
Kiersten : Wow you are so clueless why don't you get a life!
Steve : I just thought girls liked music and being held by a guy!
Kiersten: Well incase you didn't know I like good lookin guy's with big dicks and ipods!
Steve : Sure you don't want an ugly guy with a small penis and a CD player?
Kiersten : NO!

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aol cd

A FREE coaster/frisbee u get in the mail every other fucking week!

i broke an aol cd today!

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CD eater

CD eater: When a K-Pop idol sings or raps and they sound exactly like the studio version of their song they are called a CD eater.

"Daebak! Taeyeon is such a CD eater, did you hear her sing 'I' last night?"

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cd-rw

Compact Disk Rewritable, n.: A CD that you can burn with various amounts of data multiple times or erased unlike a CD-R which can only be burned once and cannot be erased.
CD-RW have a much higher cost than CD-R's and slower burning rates and thus less used.

I prefer to use CD-RW for work because I can reuse them, but for permanent things I like to use CD-R.

Faux CD

A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.

CD player

A mechanical device used to play music CDs. Recently, their numbers have been diminishing as the population of ipods and mp3 players grow. These digital music devices may be awesome, but CD players will always be a classic (but not a big of a classic as casset/tape players, because those are REALLY a classic when it comes to portable music devices). When used during school, teachers often take them up, even though there is scientific evidence that music aids in the learning process (i think).

Jennifer: Hey, do you have your CD player with you? I wanna listen to that Oasis CD.

Hannah: Naw, Mr. Williams took it up during 3rd period.

Jennifer: Man, that sucks.

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