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Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
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a cereal hole is created when a cereal-holer fills a turkey baster with milk, bastes it into a dilated and fisted asshole. the milk is then mixed with cereal. it is known as the breakfast of champions to many hipsters.
Daniel prepared an excellent froot loop cereal hole for me with the help of his mother. I spooned it until the milk turned brown, and then drank the rest from the hole.
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hunny while your there, could you please pass me the cereal sauce ??
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A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)
Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"
Someone who thinks too highly of themselves, they are arrogant and usually jerks to everyone else because they are below them. In the supermarket of the world they are the cereal that is too expensive, get's soggy too fast and tastes horrible. they are not worth the price you pay too hang out with them, or in the supermarket, eat them.
Jonathan is just overpriced cereal, don't bother with him.
a mixture of different types of cold breakfast cereal e.g fruit loops, frosted flakes, raisin brain makes for great cereal pie
mixing the leftovers of cereal in one bowl creating cereal pie
One who consumes a lot of cereal.
Divorce lawyer: Well, you're really screwed now. Looks like your wife is going to take everything, and you're going to be stuck with a lot of alimony payments. If I wasn't such a shitty lawyer, you would probably be ok...but I'm a shitty lawyer, so you're really screwed. After you pay my fees you might not have enough money to eat. Oh well, I'm a shitty lawyer and I really don't care about you, or anything else for that matter.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a cereal killer.
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