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Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.
Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.
Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.
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Crazy ass announcer for the English Premier League
Quote by Jon Champion: Given away by Carvalho, here's Rooney... it's a horrible error by the Portuguese!
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the act of having a vagina recently shaved/waxed into perfection.
Girl #1: Dude, I so have champion vag right now.
Girl #2: I had champion vag last week!
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When an athlete spills a few tears after competing, regardless of winning or losing, usually football players. They aren't a sore loser or a cry baby. They just care about the game, a lot, and erupt with emotion.
After winning Super Bowl 35, Ray Lewis let out some Champion's Tears in his emotional splendor.
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Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)
I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.
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Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
Nutritious way to start your day.
Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
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A thin, blonde creature of the snow. He can be found drinking expensive coffees and wearing aztec print. When the winter season comes, he flourishes. He is a champion of the snow. He is the snow.
"Look its snowing!"
"Tis' the season of the snowbound champion"