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To go hypocritically religious on people, with hateful, shaming or judgmental comments.
The governor went Christ-Con in a press conference about drag queen performances in front of children.
A Karen went Christ-Con to the discount store manager about displaying racy tabloids.
Krystal’s mom went Christ-Con on her for leaving the house wearing cameltoe leggings.
Mrs. Stonebauhler went Christ-con on Taniqua for playing dirty hip hop on her phone during Humanities class.
The less respected of the two brothers. He was the partier and liked to get maaaad crunk, yo.
He be trippin on the Jesus juice.
"I be Tyrone Christizzle, My bro save ya shit but I'm the g you want to look fo', CHRISTFOLYFE"
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An interjection, used as a possible alternative to "Oh my God" or "Jesus Christ".
Christ McGod! You killed my father and lied about it!
Why do you keep doing that? Christ McGod!
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Something that compells you. Said mostly for comical effect, in parody to the exorcist.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU(to take a shit) MOTHERFUCKER.
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(Exclamation)
1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.
Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.
2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.
"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"
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Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15
"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"
--Bill Cosby
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wow the president right now is the anti-christ
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