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a half cherokee, half irish martial artist and all around badass.
it takes chuck norris 49 muscles to smile, but only 2 to kill
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A man that needs no definition.
Chuck Norris once delivered pizzas in his youth. There were no survivors.
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Something so powerful that when you spell it in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Also, your head will explode from sheer overload of awesomeness.
Hey dude, did you hear about Chuck Norris? -boom-
Hahaha I spelled 'Chuck Norris'! I win. -boom-
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Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.
"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris
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(1)Someone who is amazing at a very unique talent. Particularly round house kicking, detective work, karate, being awesome, and killing ninjas.
(2)Someone who can deliver the pleasure of two hours of sex to somebody in 3.5 seconds.
Highwaychild17: You're the biggest Chuck Norris I've ever seen.
Chuck Norris: ...
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.
As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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The man Chuck Norris, he can clear an entire forest with just his hand. Chuck Norris once decided to sell his pee on the internet, we now have Redbull. Chuck Norris doesn't read books he just intimidates them for knowledge.
Chuck Norris can break bedrock just by looking at it.