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The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.
I am a closet fetishist of feet.
When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.
Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.
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When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !
She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!
A person who thoroughly enjoys metal, rock, alternative or other headbanging music but doesn't express it or know it yet.
Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.
Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.
Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.
Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.
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A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.
Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.
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