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Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021


Commit Sayori

When the main character does not love you anymore. #depressed #emo

Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna go commit Sayori.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE *fucking dies*

by YouHaveMommyIssues June 09, 2022


Commit oof

A phrase commonly used by children which means to kill ones self. Also can be said as commit LEGO step

Go commit oof

by Pandaman0316 June 09, 2020


half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.

Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.

by IconLivin January 12, 2018


committing the vibe

Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.

mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song

by ThisKidThatPostedThis March 10, 2021


Cuddles and commitment

It when you reach that stage of your relationship when your bored so you just cuddle without sex. Which still usually ends up with someone horny

Boy: hey you go to my place tonight
Girl: sorry I don't feel like having sex

Boy: no sex, just cuddles and commitment

by Callmecrazy5678 April 05, 2016


committed snack

A person with whom you are in a committed relationship, yet you are not an official couple (boyfriend/girlfriend).
This may include sexual relations or not.

In other words, you are both attracted to each other and like spending a lot of time together.

This term is inspired by TikTok content creator Gabrielle Chase.

Person: "I see that you have been hanging out with that guy a lot. Are you dating now?"

Me: "No, but he is my committed snack."

by Kitten_Oqute January 07, 2020