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dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!
COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!
Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake
For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...
Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.
Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.
Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"
My son watches hentai
Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together
To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"