condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

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condomize

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

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condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

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condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

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Condom

What broke last night.

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

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Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

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Condom

A rain jacket for your penis.

"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"

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