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goulag Confederate

(confederate must be with a capital C): an American judge/prosecutor/ law enforcement official who more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp than to the big house or condemned row

in order to rid Chicago of crime Rahm Emanuel shouldn't ask the U.N. for help , he should hire a Marshall Zhukov or another goulag Confederate.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2017


Articles of Confederation

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.

The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.

by Someone who kinda exists November 17, 2022


Confederate Trash

noun: A person or people who believe in or willingly uphold a Patriarchal focused society, propagating discriminatory principles which have repeatedly been debunked including white supremacy, misogyny, eugenics, bigotry, etc.

Despite what it’s name may suggest, Confederate Trash is representative of an entire problematic narrative instead of a region- so anyone may be considered Confederate Trash anywhere they need to be identified as such! This term can be globally recognized for describing a nuisance brought upon by extremism.

Boy: “Women need to shut their legs if they don’t want problems!”

Girl: “okay Confederate Trash”

by ThePageMaister June 29, 2022


Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 14, 2018


Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.

The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!

by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019


Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 22, 2023


confederate flag

used for people who have piss/shit kinks

just ordered myself a confederate flag! #ilovepiss

by orcasoup September 28, 2021