The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.
Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.
When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.
my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"
When there residual pieces of toilet paper around the anus, causing it look a small party was had around your butthole.
When tossing his salad I noticed the culo confetti lingering from their previous trip to the bathroom
The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.
"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."
n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass
"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"