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A person that only purpose is to occasionally sit on their phone and drink tims instead of work.
Also can be see walking around the school just to boost moral of the students so they have hope that the school will be built soon.
Also lies a lot saying that the school will be done by november but everybody know that it won't be. The only qualifications to be a GLSS construction worker is to be slower than molasses going uphill and as useless as a bag full of shit.
Yo this man a GLSS construction worker he dont do anything except do as little as possible to get paid
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Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.
Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?
Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?
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A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.
"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*
A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.
John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.
The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
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A term invented by the LGBTQ Faggots to “try to win” an argument but then get proven wrong immediately.
Person 1: there are 2 genders
Person 2: “erm actually gender is a social construct”
Person 1: shut the fuck up pls
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An argument used by the LGBT+ community which is just straight up wrong and invalidates trans people
Person A: I can identify as whatever I want because gender is a social construct!
Person B: That's wrong, I think you're getting gender confused with gender roles. By saying that gender is a social construct, you make being trans look like a choice.
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