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Members of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas
I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.
Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.
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A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.
Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?
Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!
Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard
Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?
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one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole
that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker
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The art of eating corn, Then farting it at high speeds from your anus .
Example 1 : we ordered KFC last night. I stole the corn so i could practice my whispering cornhole.
Example 2: Jenna nearly took out my eye when she whispered her corn across the room.
When u ram it in from 27 feet!
Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window
When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.
*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*
"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."
"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Cornhole Wallace? The poor fool at so much corn he killed himself.