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A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks
Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression
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A person who is alway saying the most inappropriate things at the absolute worst time.
Social HandgrenadeSocial RetardSocial VegetableSocially Hazardous
Don asks "So when are you having your baby?" The woman replies. "I'm not pregnant". That is an example of a social cripple.
See also : Social Handgrenade
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Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!
Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.
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A hypocrite that is disabled in some way. May it be physically or mentally.
Really? You said you'd never make another word on urban dictionary, let alone another variant of cripple.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.
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A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.
Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.
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When a crippled person bangs a non-crippled person. Usually because the non-crippled person is too drunk and/or high to know what is happening in the world around them.
Last night I was drunk, and this guy in a wheelchair tried to cripple bang me. Fortunately, I was not THAT drunk.
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Crutches. Walking aids such as canes...
Stop calling me names or I'll hit you with my cripple sticks!
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