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1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.
2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.
1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"
2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"
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v. To motorboat a female while showering with her.
By the time Ben left the shower his face was bruised from all of the motor crooking.
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1) One who gets many girls without effort.(noun)
2) the act of getting girls with little effort. (verb)
The Northwestern basketball players coochie crook cheerleaders.
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the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.
Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.
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Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.
i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!
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The alternate name for that over-hyped, material stealing, asswipe of a comedian.
Guy watching Comedy Central:
Hey, wait a second! I saw Dane Crook use that same joke!
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