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When you’re taking a shit and your dick dips in the water.
Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!
Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!
filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.
She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
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A lowlife bitch who self diagnoses and wears make up like a clown. Also makes up a bunch of lies for attention.
Gross that was Shaylea Danish!
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When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
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The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.
Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!
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a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That pie smells delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."
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a noun directed towards somebody who flakes out last minute on important plans
Dude! She said she'd meet me at the mall, but she never showed. What a DANISH!
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