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When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.
"I was taking a piss and just Darth Mauled all over my shoes."
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The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white
Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.
Luke... I am your father...
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That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader
Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!
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The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this
Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake
Official IFunny pedo. Manages to get 14 year olds to suck him off while he is still right below the gay bar. Darth ren is a chad
“ your acting like a Darth ren lmao”
Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.
Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!