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Flet

A unit of measurement describing the resonance of a fart. One flet can be described as an individual "pop" in a fart. The word is derived from the sound a "fret" make as a finger passes down the neck of a guitar.

Did you hear that moist ripper? It must have contained 30 flets!

by Colosseros January 2, 2015

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Flet

A Fat Lazy Entitled Troll (Flet), is usually an uneducated person going to places or forums giving their unsolicited opinion on how a certain company should conduct their business, or how someone should conform to his beliefs.

That Fletover spammed an entire forum about how he didn't get his 2 for 1 special at a grocery store when such a deal doesn't exist, and then went on a rant at a local Subway of why they should have all day breakfast.

by Chang Qou April 20, 2018

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flet

a harry asshole that can be braided easily

Tom's flet was reamed after quidge

by Oliver Quidgeums August 7, 2005

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Fletting

The act of a man ejaculating into someone else's ear

Carl got so excited that he couldn't help fletting Adam

by ODL1234 September 4, 2011

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flet

A flet is generally short stout man. He has long blond hair and a sexy trimmed beard. To call upon on you must yell, " Who Dat Flet?!" Flets are extremely rare. They are U of M fans and bring a left handed snag to the table. If you have ever seen Brendan Gibbons you know what a Flet is. They have NO QUIT so do not challenge them, for they are quick;)

"Who Dat Flet?!".. " Man shut the fuck up.... i'm taken a shit!"

by Andre Deon Youngsten Jefferies January 26, 2012

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flet

to have sex.

"I fletted my boyfriend last night."

"I just wanna flet tonight."

by lawlzzlwal February 2, 2010

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flet

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

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