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The dent(s) your furniture leave in your carpet.
Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"
Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"
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When a pregnant lady hits something with her stomach (baby) and leaves a dent in her stomach.
"Man, that pregnant teacher ran into that kid so hard, she might have a baby dent."
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When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.
"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"
"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"
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When a guy comes in his hand and wipes the cum evenly only on the left side of a girl's face, replicating the Two-Face effect of Harvey Dent.
"I had to pull out since I didn't have a condom, but it was all cool because I did a Harvey Dent all over her face."
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Undercooked pasta which, upon regurgitation, resembles a squirming mass of worms and maggots. Al dente literally means "to the teeth", as it is almost crunchy, meaning it is cheap, dried pasta rather than fresh, soft pasta.
For example a hastily-cooked friday night spaghetti before going out on the piss can be complimented as "al dente", however once one is blowing chunks in the form of long, strandy, red worms covered in stomach bile that tickle ever inch of your oesophagus, not to mention the back of your nose, down a back alley, soon becomes "undercooked".
"Sorry I puked all over your dress last night."
"That's ok, it was mostly spaghetti so it was very easy to clean off, thank god for al dente."
"That explains why I shat nothing but worms and maggots this morning, next time I'll give it a couple more minutes in the pan."
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alternative name for a semi-erection.
An al dente dick
Not too hard, not too soft, just right.
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