Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

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what did you say about minecraft

It’s a stupid joke used by middle school boys who think they’re funny and it literally means “I know you’re gay”. Usually people reply with “I said it’s gay” to say “I’m not gay” but people also get confused about it and don’t know it means gay.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!!
NATHAN: I said it’s gay.
JERRY: Ok your cool.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
EMMA: What?
JERRY: That’s What I thought.

OWEN: Knock knock.
JERRY: Who’s there.
OWEN: Jerry.
JERRY: Jerry who?
OWEN: Exactly my point.
JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
OWEN: I said it’s gay.

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why did you break my heart

typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you

boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?

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Did you get your homework done

Phrase your friend utters when he didn't get his homework done and wants to copy yours.

Jared: "Hey Jew Fro, did you get your homework done?"

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Jared: "Can I copy it. I was up all night playing Call of Duty."

Me: "I suppose."

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did you drink my mtn dew

One that you have let smell your breath

Did you drink my mtn dew lemme smell your breath

hey how did you found me

hahahahaha i hope you are lucky finding me cause i really hope not.
What are you even doing here, wasting time? You should have stuff to do like a normal human being.
hahahahahhaahhahahahahha help hahahahahhhahahahahaaha why hahahahahahha fuck you

Jones - "what the fuck, how did you found hey how did you found me"
Joseph - "yes"

Why did you make me do this

The most iconic line from omni man

Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.