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1. A person that is a coward in real life, but gathers courage from behind the safety of a computer, phone, or through e-mail. 2. Hackers, spammers, scam artist that take advantage of the Internet to cause harm to others from a distance.
Man, some Distance Thug hacked into my bank account! I wish that little bitch was in front of me right now! I would beat him so badly that he will be crippled for the next 10 lifetimes!
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The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"
"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"
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The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.
When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.
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1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.
The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19
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This activity requires two or more people (or just yourself if you are feeling daring). Distance singing consists of bellowing song lyrics from a distance (both close or afar). You have successfully achieved distance singing if you gain very concerned looks from members of the public or if citizens burst into song with you like an episode of Glee or High School Musical.
Person 1: DON'T STOP
Person 2: BELIEVING
Both: HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING
Person 3: Bro, quit distance singing!
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Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.
I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.
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Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.
Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
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